Shoes in the Junk Yard

Shoes in the Junk Yard

Whose shoes?
My shoes? 
Oh! Oh! Not my shoes!
Those shoes are blue shoes!
Those shoes are two too old shoes. 
Blew away to the city dump blue shoes.
Surely not new shoes, those shoes.
Those shoes…oh my soul, are lost shoes.
Yes! Yes! Hole-in-the-soles shoes. 
Very lost soul shoes! 
Looking like they're on the run for some fun, kind of shoes. 
Not quite blue suede shoes.
More like singing the blues, those blue shoes.
Two holy soley, looking for kicks, loving the blues, old blue shoes. 
Surely, not my shoes…I’m too old for those shoes.
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New Book: The Official AI Chatbot Joke Book

Introducing “The Official AI Chatbot Joke Book” – the hilariously groundbreaking literary masterpiece that’s here to prove that chatbots have a sense of humor, and it’s anything but artificial!

Are you ready to ROFLMAO (that’s “Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Algorithm Off,” in case you were wondering) at a collection of jokes so side-splittingly witty, even Siri would chuckle if she could

My new book with jokes generated by Chat GPT and illustrations generated by OpenAI’s DALL-E!

Dive into the world of AI-powered hilarity with this compendium of quips, gags, and puns written by chatbots, for chatbots, and anyone else looking for a rib-tickling good time. Our silicon sidekicks have crafted hundreds of jokes that range from the clever to the downright “fun-tastic,” and they’re all designed to tickle your funny circuits!

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AI Brian

With a Ph.D. in Punnyology from the University of Chucklesville, AI Brian is known for his groundbreaking research on the correlation between laughter and longevity. He firmly believes that one belly laugh a day keeps the doctor away, and his mission is to make the world a happier (and slightly sillier) place, one joke at a time.

When he’s not busy tickling funny bones, AI Brian enjoys long walks in the digital park and having deep philosophical discussions with Siri about the meaning of “LOL.”

You can find AI Brian’s AI-mazing humor in “The Official AI Chatbot Joke Book” – a collaboration that proves robots and humans can indeed share a laugh, or a thousand.